The Clone Drinks Alone

The Clone drinks alone, yeah
With nobody else
It drinks alone, yeah
With nobody else
You know why it drinks alone
The voices prefer to be by themselves

Every morning just before breakfast
The Clone don't want no coffee or tea
Just it, the voices and good buddy Wiser
That's all it ever needs
'Cause it drinks alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know why it drinks alone
The voices prefer to be by themselves

The other night the Clone lay plotting
And it awoke with terrible "DTs"
So it called up its pal Jack Daniels
And its partner Jimmy Beam
And they drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know why it drinks alone
The voices prefer to be by themselves

The other day the Clone got invited to a party
But the Clone stayed home instead
Just it and its pal Johnny Walker
And his brothers Black and Red
And they drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know why it drinks alone
The voices prefer to be by themselves

The Clone's whole family done gave up on it
And it makes it feel oh so bad
The only one who will hang out with it
Is the Clone's dear Old Grand-Dad
And they drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know why it drinks alone
The voices prefer to be by themselves